Humor

　　Is it a crime to be indecisive?

　　"You admit having broken into the dress shop four t imes?" asked the judge.

　　"Yes, " answered the suspect.

　　"And what did you steal?"

　　"A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject.

　　"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit break ing in four times!"

　　"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect. "But three t imes my wife didn't like the color."