Humor

　　Dark roots?

　　Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, mommy, why has da ddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

　　"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband 's baldness.

　　Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and as ked, "So why do you have so much hair?"