The top 14 predicted news stories for 2001(I)

　　14. "Anthropologists Discover 30 Year Old Malibu Vi rgin"

　　13. "Jolie / Thornton / ATE Standoff Continues Into 13th Day"

　　12. "Al Gore Arrested After Sixteen Hour Argument W ith Little League Umpire"

　　11. "Hillary Shoots Bill; Declares Love for Joey Bu ttafuocco"

　　10. "N. Central African Nation of Chad Announces Na me Change"

　　9. "Nobel Literature Prize Awarded to Internet Humo r List Writers"

　　8. "Stunning Final Recount Results: Dewey Defeats T ruman After All!"

　　7. "Rosie O'Donnell Adopts Peru"

　　6. "Missing Bermuda Triangle Vehicles Located in Da vid Copperfield's Garage"

　　5. "$27 Billion Government Study Concludes U.S. Ele ction Procedures Hindered by Outdated Equipment and Ine fficient Procedures: Senate Committee Recommends Furthe r Inquiry"

　　4. "Armed Students Storm School, Demand 'Gooder Edu cation'"

　　3. "Anna Nicole Smith Weds Strom Thurmond"

　　2. "Zimbabwe Elects Conservative President; Baldwin , Basinger Move Again"

　　1. "Nobel Peace Prize Goes to Inventor of Orgasm Pi ll"