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幽默故事:葬礼主持者 |
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The funeral directors
The funeral directors of the mortuary where I am a
receptionist were asked by a grieving family if they co
uld place a golf club in the casket alongside their unc
le, who had been an avid golfer. "Of course," was the a
nswer. On the day of the funeral, as the pallbearers de
scended the steps toward the hearse, a loud rattling an
d rolling came from the coffin. "Sounds like a pinball
machine," murmured one startled director. Later, a fami
ly member of the deceased came to the chapel office to
apologize. At the last minute, they had decided to plac
e in the casket, along with the club, a half-dozen golf
balls. |
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