I don't know about you
I attend a small Bible college in the Midwest. At m
orning chapel our director of admissions — an attractiv
e and shapely woman — was addressing the students on th
e subject of the rapid growth of our enrollment. The ma
le director of college ministries followed her in the p
ulpit.
As she walked to her seat, he exclaimed innocently,
"I don't know about you, but figures like that really e
xcite me." The chapel rocked with good-natured laughter
, and it took several moments for the speakers to regai
n their composure. |