浪漫版

　　F: She stood you up, didn't she?

　　M: NO,I am just waiting for you .

　　女：她又让你白等一场是吗？

　　男：不，我等的是你。

　　--Windsmiler

　　搞笑版

　　M: Darling, I want to tell you four words which will change our lives for ever(Will you marry me?).

　　F: We won the lottery?

　　男：亲爱的,我想跟你说将改变我们一生的四个字。(嫁给我吗？)

　　女：中大奖了？

　　--Nancy

　　悲情版

　　Jack: Susan, look at these flowers. Aren't they beautiful?

　　Susan: Jack, they are beautiful. Thank you so much!

　　Jack: Well…er, actually, I was wondering if you could pass them to Julia. I'm a little shy.

　　Susan: Oh, I’m sorry. I thought…Well, sure, I’ll do that!

　　Jack: Thanks so much, Susan. I owe you one!

　　杰克：苏珊，这花好看吗？

　　苏珊：漂亮极了，太谢谢你了，杰克！

　　杰克：嗯，说实话，这花我想请你帮我送给朱莉叶，我有点害羞。

　　苏珊：哦，对不起。我想……那好吧，我帮你这个忙。

　　杰克：真是太感谢了，我欠你个人情。

　　--Xuanzi

　　无厘头版

　　Tony: Honey, can you pass these roses to your pet Kitty. My Scott is lovesick over her and calls her name day and night.

　　Sherry: Oh, my Kitty is really a hot one, but she has already received another cute dog's flowers.

　　东尼：甜心，帮我把这些花拿给你家的Kitty好吗。我的狗Scott正暗恋着她，一天到晚叫着她的名字。

　　雪莉：哦，我的Kitty真是个大热门。但是她已经接受另一位狗绅士的求爱了。

　　--Anna

　　尴尬版

　　F: XYZ.(Check your zip)

　　女：请检查一下你的拉链。

　　--Your Easy George Lynn