幽默英语一刻:怎样才能进天堂? |
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″If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage saleand gave all my money to the poor,would I getsintosheaven?″I asked the children in my Sundays chool class. ″No!″the children all answered. ″If I cleaned the church everyday,mowed the yard,and kept everything nea tand tidy,would I getsintosheaven?″ Again,the answer was,″No!″ ″Well,″I continued,″then how can I getsintosheaven?″ A five-year-old boy shoutedout,″You gotta be dead!″ |
幽默英语一刻:怎样才能进天堂? |
“如果我把房子和车卖了,在车库举行义卖,并把所有的钱给穷人,我能进天堂吗?”我问主日学校(教堂在周日开设的儿童宗教班级)的孩子。 孩子们齐声回答:“不能!” “那如果我每天都打扫教堂,给院子的草坪割草,并且把东西都收拾得干净整洁,我会上天堂吗?” 回答还是:“不能!”“好吧,”我继续问,“那我要怎样才能升天堂呢?” 一个五岁的男孩儿叫道:“你得死了才行!” |
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