Dog: My God! Please search me quickly, I can't hold my urine any longer.

　　小狗：天啦！快点来搜我吧，我的尿快憋不住了。（玉人）

　　Dog: If you search me like that, I will certainly sue you for sexual harassment. I am a lady dog.

　　狗：如果对我也那样搜身，我一定要控告你性骚扰，我是位女士。（Abel）

　　Police: Well done Jack (the dog's name). You boys, raise your hands, put on the wall, just like the dog!

　　警察：干得好杰克(狗的名字)。你们这些家伙，照小狗做的那样，把手举起来放在墙上。（Enny Chen）

　　Soldier: Put your hands on the wall. I will see if there is any chemical weapon on you.

　　士兵：把手放好，让我查查你身上是否带有生化武器。

　　Dog: Have some common sense, do you think my fart is also a chemical weapon?

　　小狗：拜托，我放个狗屁你们也认为是生化武器吗？（沈文礼）

　　Dog: Excuse me, sir, can't you see that I'm not a terrorist?

　　狗：对不起先生，你难道看不出我不是恐怖分子？（Bayon）