Fig1.Office pot plants are among the hardiest in the world.

　　Fig2.80% of them struggle in passive smoking around 8 hrs a day, and receive irregular bonus of ash and stubs…

　　Fig3.Also nutrition supply from coffee, tea, instant noodle remains and some unknown fluid…

　　Fig4.Their growth varies in different company zones, depending on the enviroment: Fig5. Viridescence in complain-resolving HR and only stunted Bonsai like mini cacti surviving in choleric boss-room.

　　Fig6. A tip: Dedicated relocation of some king-size plants does good to optimized screen content protection.

　　图一：公司里的盆栽可能是世界上最强壮的植物了。

　　图二：80%的植物每天被动吸烟8个多小时，还不包括不定时添加的烟灰和烟头作为额外奖励。

　　图三：咖啡，茶，方便面汤以及一些不明液体都会随时成为他们的营养补充。

　　图四：一个公司里的盆栽长势总会有好有坏，和所处环境有关：

　　图五：爱向不满员工说好话的人事部里一向郁郁葱葱，而脾气暴躁老板房间里只能长一些比他更加坚强的迷你盆景，比如仙人掌之类。

　　图六：小常识：安排一些大型盆栽在你的办公区域附近，你电脑屏幕上的内容将会得到更完美的保密。