Cat: Please, don't shoot! I really don't knowswheresSadam is.

　　American Soldier: You must knowswheresthe dollars are.

　　猫：别开枪，我真的不知道萨达姆躲在哪。

　　美国大兵：那你应该知道美金藏在哪里吧！

　　Man: Would you like to say anything else before you die?

　　Cat: Is there a mirror on your gun? I wonder whether I am looking very cute like this.

　　人：你还有什么遗言要说？

　　猫：你的枪上有镜子吗？我得知道我这姿势是不是很优雅。By sunny

　　Man：Get away! Don't get in my way, or I will shoot you!

　　Cat：Fella, take it easy! The bullets are still in my hands, young man!

　　男人：滚开！别挡我的路，否则我开枪了。

　　猫：老兄，悠着点，子弹还在我这儿呢，年轻人！

　　By shaohui

　　Man: Don't move!

　　Cat: OK, OK, but first of all, can you set the mouse in your hand free? She is my girlfriend, and she just wanted to kiss me the moment you came in.

　　Man: Oh, I am very sorry for disturbing you. I feel a little nervous, you know, it's my first day for this job.

　　男人：不许动！猫：好的好的，可你能不能先放了你手上的那只老鼠，她是我的女朋友，你进来时她正准备要吻我呢。男人：哦，很抱歉打扰了你们。我太紧张了，你要知道这是我开始这份工作的第一天。By Shine

　　The robber:Don't move! Tell meswheresis the coffer?

　　The Cat:Hey, guys，be quiet！I came here just to find something to eat. Could you tell meswheresthe kitchen is?

　　盗贼：别动！告诉我保险柜在哪儿？

　　猫：嗨，老兄，小点声！我是来找东西吃的，你能告诉我厨房在哪儿吗？By ywwq