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http://www.sina.com.cn 2003/08/18 15:31  开口ABC

  It Ain't Surgery 转行的原因

  A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at a neurosugeon's house. After a 2-minute job, he demanded .

  "I don't charge this amount even though I'm a surgeon."

  "You're right -- that's why I switched from surgery to plumbing!"

  水管工帮一个外科手术医生修下水道,2分钟修好了,向医生要75美元。

  “太贵了!我做外科手术也没管病人要过这么多钱!”

  “你以为我为什么改行呢?我以前给病人做手术的时候也没要过这么多!”

  Inventions by Idiots 愚人制造

  1) Inflatable dart board.

  2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.

  3) A book on how to read.

  4) Solar-powered flashlight.

  5) Screen door on a submarine.

  I 充气式的飞镖靶

  II 发光的遮阳镜

  III 太阳能的手电筒

  IV 潜水艇用的纱窗

  IBM and Lightbulbs IBM和白炽灯管

  How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

  IBM公司装一个电灯泡需要多少的人?

  10,000个。一个人拿着灯泡,另外9,999个人抱着大楼转

  The Value of Honesty 诚实的价值

  Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

  New employee: Yes, sir.

  Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

  面试官:我们公司非常讲究清洁卫生,你们进门的时候都在门口的垫子上擦鞋了吗?

  应聘人:是的,我擦过了。

  面试官:我们更讲究诚实。门口没有擦鞋垫儿!




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