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笑话连篇:“Expert”搜财高手
http://www.sina.com.cn 2003/08/29 14:42  东方网-新民晚报

  Little Johnny accidently swallowed a quarter. His parents brought him to hospital. After several specialists checked Johnny,they told his parents it was impossible to move the coin without an operation.

  Just when they were about to prepare for the surgical,a man came up and said he could get the money out in a jiffy.He turned little Johnny upside down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck and,sure enough,the quarter rolled out.Everyone was amaed,the father said,"You must be an expert! The man replied,"No sir I'm just a tax collector."

  小约翰误吞了一枚25美分硬币。他的父母带他去看医生。经过几名专科医生的检查,他的父母被告知,必须动手术才能将硬币取出。

  他们正要准备手术,一名男子上前来说他能马上就取出硬币。他把小约翰倒转过来,准确地拍中他背颈的某处,硬币果真滚了出来。众人大为惊叹,孩子的爸爸说:“您一定是专家!”男子答道:“不,先生,我只是个税收官罢了。”




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