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笑话：老天有眼Fairnessin Heaven

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　　Three friends die and go to heaven.The first guy is made to marry one of the ugliest girls there.

　　"Why?" he asked.

　　Sl Paul replies," When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone. "

　　The same happens to the second guy because he committed the same thing at nine.

　　The third guy,who killed more birds,though not at nine,marries the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two ask,"Why?"

　　Sl Paul When she was nine she killed a bird with a stone."

笑话：老天有眼Fairnessin Heaven

　　三个朋友死后来到天堂。第一个被迫娶了天堂最丑的女孩儿之一。

　　他问：“为什么会这样？”

　　圣保罗说：“因为你九岁时用石头砸死一只鸟儿。”

　　第二个也遭到了同样的待遇，因为他九岁时犯下了同样的错误。

　　第三个，虽然九岁时没杀死过小鸟儿，但杀过的鸟儿比前两个都多，却娶了天堂里最美的姑娘。其余两个问到：“为什么会这样？”

　　圣保罗回答说：“因为那女孩儿九岁时用石头砸死过一只鸟儿。”