Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要节约用水,所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　The wise never marry.

　　聪明人都是未婚的。

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后座上的小孩会生出意外,后座上的意外会生出小孩。

　　″Your future depends on your dreams.″So go to sleep.

　　现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以,还是再睡一会吧。

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　应该有更好的方式开始新的一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。

　　″Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？

　　努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？