"President Bush has now nominated Bernard Kerik to be the next Secretary of Homeland Security. Kerikisa for merprison warden. See Bush wanted him around to make sure no one else in the cabinet tries to escape."

　　布什总统任命伯纳德-克里克为下一任国土安全部部长。克里克曾是监狱长。瞧，布什总统想要他保证内阁中任何人都别想跑掉。