《英语周报》有声版：大话变形金刚

　　2007-2008学年 第10期

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　　-Oh, no, no, no. I didn’t mean here with you. I just meant here, Iike, in this situation, this same situation that I’m always in. ’Cause, I don’t know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys, for tight abs and really big arms.

　　-Big arms?

　　-Well, there’s a couple new additions in the car. Look, I just put in that light there. And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball.

　　-Are you new to school this year? It’s your first year here?

　　-Oh, no, no. We’ve been in the same school since first grade.

　　-Really?

　　-Yeah. Yeah, a long time.

　　-Well, do we have any classes together?

　　-History. Language arts. Math. Science.

　　-Sam.

　　-Sam. Yeah.

　　-Sam Wilkicky.

　　-Witwicky.

　　-I’m so sorry. I just... I just didn’t recognize you.

　　-Yeah, well, I mean, that’s understandable.

　　-No, no, no. no. Come on.

　　-Sorry, I’m just working out the kinks. You know, it’s a new car. This radio is, like, you know... It’s an old radio, too, so... Look, this isn’t something that I, you know... I can’t get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn’t try this on you. ’Cause this is like a romantic thing that I’m not trying to do. Not that you’re not worthy of trying something like this on. No, of course not. I’m a friend of yours. I’m not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this. I mean, I’m not that friend. I mean, we... I could be.

　　-Just pop the hood.

　　-Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

　　-Whoa, nice headers. You’ve got a high-rise double-pump carburetor. That’s pretty impressive, Sam.

　　-Double-pump?

　　-It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.

　　-I Iike to go faster.

　　-And it looks like your distributor cap’s a little loose.

　　-Yeah? How’d you know that?

　　-My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this. I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together.

　　-That’s weird. I just wouldn’t peg you for mechanical.