经典中英双语笑话欣赏：脱掉我的衣服

　　脱掉我的衣服

　　My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.

　　前几天的一个晚上，妻子回到家里，让我脱掉她的上衣；然后又让我脱掉她的裙子；然后又告诉我，以后不要穿她的衣服了。