爆笑组合:超强的中式英语大搜罗

http://www.sina.com.cn 2008年03月17日 09:51   新浪教育

  中文式英语短语

  go and look! 走着瞧

  good good study,day day up 好好学习,天天向上

  No Mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东,没有新中国

  go a head! 去个头!

  PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA 人山人海

  no three no four 不三不四

  u ask me,I ask who? 你问我,我问谁?

  if you old three old four,i will give you color see see 如果你老三老四,我就给你点颜色看看

  dog day’s 狗日的

  poor light egg 穷光蛋

  go to your mother 去你MD

  full clear ten big cool punishment 满清十大酷刑

  After I do something! AIDS

爱滋病

  day day do morning ****! 天天做早操

  I saw a man saw a saw with a saw 我看到一个男人拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头

  KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED 杀一警百

  Give your face,you don’t sport! 给你脸,你不会运用!

  fat head fish 胖头鱼

  gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手

  you me you me 彼此彼此

  **** do system.

操作系统

  horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

  Where cool where you stay!! 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着

  You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!!

  fish yes 于(鱼)是

  see you tomorrow 谁又偷猫肉

  sir, you going down? 先生,你够淫荡

  know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知

   we are brother,who and who?咱哥俩谁跟谁啊

  EYES KEEP HEALTHY *** 眼保健操

  横knife夺love。

  King eight egg 王八蛋

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