愚人节整蛊笑话集锦：第三种可能

　　On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.

　　一天晚上回家的路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打，走进店里，一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。

　　"Are these for your wife, sir?" she asked.

　　“先生，这些是送给你妻子的吗？”她问道。

　　"Yes," I said.

　　“是的，”我说。

　　"For her birthday?" she asked.

　　“她的生日？”她问。

　　"No," I replied.

　　“不是，”我回答。

　　"For your anniversary?"

　　“你们的结婚纪念日？”

　　"No," I said again.

　　“不是，”我又答道。

　　As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, "I hope she forgives you."

　　当我将找回的钱装进口袋，朝门口走去时，那年轻的女人冲我喊道：“希望她能原谅你。”

　　Notes:

　　spot 认出，发现

　　fresh-cut 鲜切花

　　florist 种花人

　　saleswoman女售货员