双语六一儿童节：我们都是幸福儿童(图)

　　A four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?"

　　"Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidise, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color."

　　There was a long silence. Then the son asked softly, "Daddy, are you talking to me?"

　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　My son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

　　He stood there thinking or a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush, held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. "

　　When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. So, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her.

　　Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us, Daddy?"

　　Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.

　　At bedtime, the two boys kneeled down beside their beds to say their prayers. Suddenly, the youngest boy began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

　　His older brother leaned over, nudged his younger brother, and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

　　The little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"