武林外传搞笑语录英汉对照：放着我来

　　放着我来

　　Wait! I'll do it!

　　嫂子~~~~~~~~~

　　Elder brother's wife~~~~~~~~~~

　　帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女

　　Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece

　　我祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙

　　I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons

　　世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好，不好

　　The wrold is that sweetness, but I'm this testiness, it's not good, not good

　　放心！这事全包我身上了

　　Take it easy, I'll do all the things

　　确定一定以及肯定

　　I confirm, ensure and make certain that

　　否决否认以及否定

　　I deny, disaffirm and disavow that

　　嘘！嘘！嘘！低调！低调！都低调！

　　Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched

　　我最后一次警告你啊 请使用人类的语言和我交谈

　　This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!

　　你杂这样子嘛!什么时候睡觉不好,非得晚上睡啊

　　Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?

　　我上头有人

　　There have people above me

　　你无情无耻无理取闹

　　You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason

　　我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊

　　Oh my god, lord and providence!

　　我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路

　　I'm like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet

　　一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母

　　There won't have two tigers inone place, unless they're male and female.