双语：加菲猫超经典搞笑语录(图)

加菲经典语录

　　Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。

　　Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

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