爆笑双语：做一天女人的男人(图)

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　　A man was tired of working out all day while his wife stayed at home, he hoped his wife knew how hard he worked every day, so he prayed:“ Almighty God, every day, I work hard out for a full eight hours, while my wife stay at home all day. I want her to know how I make do. Please change my body and hers for one day!” Amen, the sophic God satisfied his wish.

　　第二天一早，他醒来，当然，是作为一个女人。他起床，为他的另一半准备早点，叫醒孩子们，为他们穿上校服，喂早餐，装好他们的午餐，然后开车送他们去学校，回到家，他挑出需要干洗的衣物，送到干洗店，回来的路上还顺路去了银行，然后去超市采购，回到家，放下东西，要缴清账单、结算支票本。

　　After he cleaned cat’s room and bathed the dog, it was 1 pm. He tidied bed up hastily, washed clothes, mopped the floor and did out the kitchen. Then he rushed to school to fetch the children from school. On the way back, he argued with them. Returning home, he prepared pastry and milk, prodded the children to do their homework，and then set up ironing board. She watched TV while ironing.

　　四点半的时候，他开始削土豆，清洗蔬菜做沙拉，给猪排粘上面包屑，剥开那些新鲜的豆子，准备晚餐。吃完晚饭，他开始收拾厨房，打开洗碗机，叠好洗干净的衣物，给孩子们洗澡，送他们上床。

　　Nine o’clock at night，he couldn’t support any more. However, he still should do his daily routine work. He went to bed，there was a person，expecting him. He must do, and couldn’t complain anything.

　　第二天一早，他一醒来就跪在床边，向主祈求：主啊，我真不知道自己是怎么想的，我怎么会傻到嫉妒我老婆能成天呆在家里？Please, please, 让我们换回来吧！

　　The sophic God，answer him：“my child，I’m sure you have suffered for it, I’m willing to restore you to original. But… you have to wait for nine months, because you got pregnant last night.”