节日礼包：10句好玩的圣诞电影台词

　　#10 - Deck The Halls 闪亮之屋

　　主演: Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito

　　年代: 2006

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!

　　#9 - Jingle All The Way 圣诞老豆

　　主演: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad

　　年代: 1996

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!

　　Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.

　　Myron Larabee: Thank you!

　　#8 - Eight Crazy Nights 八夜疯狂

　　主演: Adam Sandler

　　年代: 2002

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra.

　　Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts.

　　#7 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣诞怪杰

　　主演: Jim Carrey

　　年代: 2000

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me.

　　The Grinch: [ stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

　　[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]

　　The Grinch: Hold still.

　　[ to Max]

　　The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow.

　　[ to Cindy]

　　The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?

　　#6 - Four Christmases 四个圣诞

　　主演: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon

　　年代: 2008

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend.

　　Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me.

　　#5 - Bad Santa 圣诞坏公公

　　主演: Billy Bob Thorton

　　年代: 2003

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.

　　Willie: So is my thing for tits.

　　#4 - Fred Claus 圣诞老人兄弟

　　主演: Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti

　　年代: 2007

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?

　　[his mother plugs her ears]

　　Mother Claus: [ singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…

　　#3 - A Christmas Story 圣诞故事

　　主演: Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin

　　年代: 1983

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Santa Claus: How about a nice football?

　　Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’.

　　Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.

　　Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!

　　Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

　　Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

　　#2 - Elf 圣诞精灵

　　主演: Will Ferrell & James Caan

　　年代: 2003

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Gimbel’s Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?

　　Buddy: Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.

　　Gimbel’s Santa: Let the kid talk.

　　Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?

　　Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.

　　Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.

　　Gimbel’s Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’.

　　Buddy: You’re a fake.

　　Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake?

　　Buddy: Yes!

　　Gimbel’s Santa: How’d you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.

　　Buddy: You stink.

　　Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right.

　　Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.

　　#1 - National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

　　主演: Chevy Chase & Randy Quaid

　　年代: 1989

　　圣诞电影台词:

　　Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

　　Eddie: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.