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  致命的大错

  "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

  "Qualifications: No education or experience."

  "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

  "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

  "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."

  "Fired because I fought for lower pay."

  "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5" .

  " "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

  "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."

  "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."

  打字错误与语法错误

  "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

  "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

  "I am a rabid typist."

  "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

  "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."

  "Accounting cleric."

  "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."

  "Suspected to graduate early next year."

  "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."

  "Proven ability to track down and correct erors."

  "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."

  "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

  "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."

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