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好男人宣言:为了女人我要变成坏小子

http://www.sina.com.cn 2009年03月27日 15:50   新浪教育

本文选自《北外网院》的博客,点击查看博客原文

  Listen up, guys. Girls want bad boys. That's right.They want bad boys and they want them baaaaad. Why, you ask? I have a few theories which I'll pass on to you below:

  听好了,小伙子们。女孩子喜欢坏小子。千真万确。她们喜欢坏小子,她们想要他们坏坏坏。你会问,为什么呢?下面是我的一些理论,与大家一起分享:

  1. Whether they admit it or not, women love excitement! They love the ongoing surprise element, wondering when he's going to call, if he's going to ask her out, will he be drunk or stoned when she sees him。

  不管她们承不承认,女人就是喜欢令人兴奋的东西!她们喜欢突如其来的事情,猜想着他何时会打来电话,他会不会约自己出去,他会不会在见到自己的时候喝得酩酊大醉。

  2. Women love the raw, hunky, masculinity associated with the proverbial bad boy. Not that all bad boys fit this physical mold, but the dirtier, the messier the hair, and the grubbier the clothes, the faster she'll come running。

  女人喜欢粗犷、健美、有男人气概,并且坏得出了名的男孩。不是说所有坏小子都符合这样的外形特征,但越脏越乱头发和越邋遢衣服确实能让她更快地朝你而来。

  3. Traveling to the edge, and maybe even over: the good girl relishes the pure thrill of traveling to the edge with her bad boy. Not that she'll participate in his hard drinking, wild riding, heavy smoking practices, but boy does she like to go along for the wild ride!

  行走在越轨的边缘,甚至是出轨:好女孩喜欢跟着她的坏小子一起体验出轨时那种纯粹的兴奋感。不是说她会去豪饮、飙车或者吞云吐雾,但坏小子让她喜欢跟着一起狂飙!

  4. Her nurturing side revs into overdrive. Many women ascribe to the "fix-it" style of relationship, and what better to fix than a bad boy?

  女人母性的教子欲过度膨胀。很多女人都中意“修复”式的情感关系,那么还有什么会比调教一个坏男孩更好的呢?

  Want to be a bad boy? Here are a few things you can do to take on that persona:

  想做个坏小子了吧?这里有些方法供你运用,你就能成为那样的人:

  1. Dress the part 衣着方面:

  This is no time for starched shirts. We're talking jeans and t-shirts--the grubbier the better。

  追女孩时不是穿笔挺衬衣的时候。我们要穿牛仔裤和T恤——而且越脏越好。

  2. Hygiene 卫生:

  This is a tough one because you certainly don't want to smell like the town dump, but a little BO is an unbelievable aphrodisiac. Also, get a little grease under those fingernails, like you've spent the day in the garage crawling around car engines。

  这有点难为你了,因为你肯定不愿意自己像垃圾一样臭,但一点点体臭却令你拥有不可思议的魅力。此外,手指甲里带上一些油污,看起来就好象你在汽车修理厂呆了一天,摸爬滚打在汽车引擎之间一样。

  3. Getting the voice and lingo down 让说话的声音和词语下流些:

  Spend an evening or two in a biker bar. Listen to how the bad boy bikers talk. Copy them。

  花一两个晚上泡在骑行族酒吧里。听听那些骑行族的坏小子是怎么说话的,然后模仿他们。

  4. Take up smoking 开始抽烟:

  This may be a tough one, but you can always just swish the smoke around in your mouth rather than inhale。

  这可能会难为你,但你总可以只让烟雾萦绕在嘴里而并不吸入。

  5. Transportation 交通工具:

  Speaking of bikers, get your own bike, or if that's not an option, find yourself a souped up car with a LOUD muffler。

  对于骑车族,弄辆自己的车;如果想要其他选择,那么就找辆加大马力的汽车,而且配上噪音很响的消音器。

  6. Drink beer with whisky chasers 喝完啤酒再喝威士忌:

  Need I say more?

  还需要我多说什么吗?

  7. Music 音乐:

  Hard core, acid rock, and turn it up loud!!!

  听硬核音乐,酸性摇滚,并且开足音量!!!

  8. Be erratic 飘忽不定:

  Be unreliable as hell in calling her. Tell her you'll call at a certain time, and then don't call. Call her in the middle of the night. Tell her you want to see her and then never follow up. Get her on a wild goose chase--AFTER YOU!!!!

  说不定什么时候就给她打电话。告诉她你会在某个时间打电话,而到时却不打。午夜时分给她打电话。告诉她你想见她,然后就没有行动了。让她跟你在屁股后面追你!!!

  So, fellas, there you are, my advice on how to become a bad boy and have the girls flocking to your door。

  因此,小伙子们,这些就是我的建议。做个坏小子,让女孩子们踏破你家的门槛。

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