LHM -- Lord Help Me

　　LHO -- Laughing Head Off

　　LHU -- Lord Help Us

　　LMAO -- Laughing My A$$ Off

　　LMSO -- Laughing My Socks Off

　　LOL -- Laugh Out Loud

　　LSHMBB -- Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing

　　LSHMBH -- Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

　　LSHTTARDML -- Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg

　　LTNS -- Long Time No See

　　LTS -- Laughing To Self

　　LUWAMH -- Love You With All My Heart

　　LY -- Love Ya

　　MTF -- More To Follow

　　NRN -- No Reply Necessary

　　NADT -- Not A Darn Thing

　　OIC -- Oh, I See

　　OL -- Old Lady (significant other)

　　OM -- Old Man (significant other)

　　OTOH -- On The Other Hand

　　OTTOMH -- Off The Top of My Head

　　PDS -- Please Don't Shoot

　　PITA -- Pain In The A**

　　PM -- Private Message

　　PMFJI -- Pardon Me For Jumping In

　　PMP -- Peed My Pants

　　POAHF -- Put On A Happy Face

　　QSL -- Reply

　　QSO -- Conversation

　　QT -- Cutie

　　ROFL -- Rolling On Floor Laughing

　　ROFLAPMP -- ROFL And Peeing My Pants

　　ROFLMAO -- ROFL My A** Off

　　ROFLMAOAY -- ROFLMAO At You

　　ROFLMAOWTIME -- ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes

　　ROFLUTS ROFL -- Unable to Speak

　　RTFM Read The F****** Manual!

　　SETE -- Smiling Ear To Ear

　　SHID -- Slaps Head In Disgust

　　SNERT -- Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager

　　SO -- Significant Other

　　SOT -- Short Of Time

　　SOTMG -- Short Of Time Must Go

　　SWAK -- Sealed With A Kiss

　　SWAS -- Scientific Wild A** Guess

　　SWL -- Screaming with Laughter

　　SYS -- See You Soon

　　TA -- Thanks Again

　　TGIF -- Thank God It's Friday

　　TCOY -- Take Care Of Yourself