不支持Flash
|
|
|
盘点:2009年最新经典流行雷人语录http://www.sina.com.cn
2009年08月04日 18:22 新浪教育
1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。 My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。 2 :谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。 It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings。 3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。 I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags。 4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。” The accountant said : “Could you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change here?” 5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。 Although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you。 6 :有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。 When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical。 7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。 Pour boiling water into a cup of Sanlu milk powder, and give it to the political party。 8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。 The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned。 9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。 There are two things that I could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do that。 10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。 The others have their background, while what I have is the sight of my back。 11:别把虾米不当海鲜。 Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood。 12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。 I am an angel, and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight。 13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。 Since there are so many deceivers, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough。 14:你的手机比话费还便宜。 Your phone is much cheaper than the phone words fee。 15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技! We never be afraid that thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some kind of technology。 网友评论
【发表评论 】
企业服务 |