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盘点:2009年最新经典流行雷人语录

http://www.sina.com.cn 2009年08月04日 18:22   新浪教育

本文选自《鹏叔》的博客,点击查看博客原文

  1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。

  My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。

  2 :谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。

  It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings。

  3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。

  I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags。

  4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”

  The accountant said : “Could you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change here?”

  5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。

  Although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you。

  6 :有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。

  When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical。

  7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。

  Pour boiling water into a cup of Sanlu milk powder, and give it to the political party。

  8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。

  The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned。

  9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。

  There are two things that I could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do that。

  10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。

  The others have their background, while what I have is the sight of my back。

  11:别把虾米不当海鲜。

  Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood。

  12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。

  I am an angel, and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight。

  13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。

  Since there are so many deceivers, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough。

  14:你的手机比话费还便宜。

  Your phone is much cheaper than the phone words fee。

  15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!

  We never be afraid that thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some kind of technology。

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