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搞笑之风:老外翻译的雷人版三字经http://www.sina.com.cn
2009年08月24日 15:33 新浪教育
人之初:At the beginning of life。 性本善:Sex is good。 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same。 习相远:But it depends on how you do it。 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time。 性乃迁:Sex will leave you。 教之道:The way of learning it。 贵以专:It is very important to make love with only one person。 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng。 择邻处:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence。 子不学:If you don't study hard。 断机杼:Your Dick will become useless。 窦燕山:Dou, the Famous。 有义方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine。 教五子:All his five son took it。 名俱扬:And their sexual ability were well-known。 养不教:If your children don't know how to do it。 父之过:It is all your fault。 教不严:If they had lots of problems with it。 师之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex。 子不学:You may refuse to study this。 非所宜:But that is a real mistake。 幼不学:If you don't learn it in childhood。 老何为:You will lose your ability when aged。 玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick。 不成器:It won't become hard and strong。 人不学:If you don't learn sex。 不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。 网友评论
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