爆笑双语:剩女雷人择偶标准大揭秘(图)

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  What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52):我理想的男友标准-修订版(52岁时)

  1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

  2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public

  3. Doesn’t borrow money too often

  4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting

  5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times

  6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

  7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

  8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

  9. Remembers my name on occasion

  10. Shaves some weekends。

  1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁

  2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒

  3.向别人借钱不要太频繁

  4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着

  5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话

  6.周末不要一直赖在床上

  7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对

  8.欣赏电视晚餐

  9.必要时记得我的名字

  10.有时周末会刮胡子

  What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 62)我理想的男友标准-修订版(62岁时)

  1. Doesn’t scare small children

  2. Remembers where bathroom is

  3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep

  4. Only snores lightly when asleep

  5. Remem

  bers why he’s laughing

  6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

  7. Usually wears clothes

  8. Likes soft foods

  9. Remembers where he left his teeth

  10. Remembers that it’s the weekend。

  1.不要吓唬小孩子

  2.记得浴室在哪

  3.不需要太多钱生活

  4.睡着的时候鼾声较小

  5.记得自己为何大笑

  6. 行动自如

  7.通常穿着衣服

  8.喜欢软的食物

  9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了

  10.记得哪天是周末

  What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 72) 我理想的男友标准-修订版(72岁时)

  1. Breathing

  2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

  1.活的

  2.找的到卫生间

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