本文选自《有才》的博客，点击查看博客原文

　　How can you make cute cats even cuter? Easy: By putting them inwigs!

　　怎样才能让小猫咪变得更加可爱呢？很简单：给它们戴上假发！

　　“Oops, you caught me! My craziness for crafts is completely outof control! Who knows what I’ll make next — besides a bigmess!”

　　“哎呀，你抓到我了！我疯狂的手艺完全失控了！天知道除了一团糟以外我还能作出什么 ！”

　　“What do you mean, Flock of Seagulls? Don’t make me bite you,punk!”

　　“你说什么，海鸥？小笨蛋，不要惹我去咬你！”

　　“A canary — in my mouth? How very dare you!”

　　“小金丝雀，在我嘴里？你好大胆儿啊！”

　　“This party is the definition of cute overload. I feel a littlesick to my tummy. I might barf rainbows。”

　　“这个舞会的主题被定义为极致可爱。我感觉胃部有点儿不舒服。我可能会吐出彩虹。”

　　“Paris during Fashion Week is always too exhausting. Next year,stay home and buy magazines instead。”

　　“巴黎时装周期间总是过于劳累。明年，留在家里买杂志看。”

　　“Nyah-nyah baby! Stick your head in gravy, wrap it up in bubblegum and send it to the navy!”

　　“Nyah –nyah，小宝贝儿！把你的头沾满肉汁酱，包裹上泡泡糖，邮递到海军！”