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搞笑:十句无厘头的圣诞英文电影台词(图)http://www.sina.com.cn
2009年12月25日 15:53 沪江英语
十句好玩的圣诞英文电影台词
10-Deck The Halls 闪亮之屋 主演: Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito 年代: 2006 圣诞电影台词: Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space! 9-Jingle All The Way 圣诞老豆 主演: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad 年代: 1996 圣诞电影台词: Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em! Howard Langston: This man is totally insane。 Myron Larabee: Thank you! 8-Eight Crazy Nights 八夜疯狂 主演: Adam Sandler 年代: 2002 圣诞电影台词: Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra。 Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts。 7-How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣诞怪杰 主演: Jim Carrey 年代: 2000 圣诞电影台词: Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me。 The Grinch: [ stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear。 [grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up] The Grinch: Hold still。 [ to Max] The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow。 [ to Cindy] The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec? 6-Four Christmases 四个圣诞 主演: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon 年代: 2008 圣诞电影台词: Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend。 Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me。 5-Bad Santa 圣诞坏公公 主演: Billy Bob Thorton 年代: 2003 圣诞电影台词: Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing。 Willie: So is my thing for tits。 4-Fred Claus 圣诞老人兄弟 主演: Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti 年代: 2007圣诞电影台词: Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground? [his mother plugs her ears] Mother Claus: [ singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…#3 - A Christmas Story 圣诞故事 主演: Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin 年代: 1983 圣诞电影台词: Santa Claus: How about a nice football? Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’。 Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here。 Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid。 2-Elf 圣诞精灵 主演: Will Ferrell & James Caan 年代: 2003 圣诞电影台词: Gimbel’s Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas? Buddy: Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar。 Gimbel’s Santa: Let the kid talk。 Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself? Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool it, Zippy。 Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies。 Gimbel’s Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’。 Buddy: You’re a fake。 Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake? Buddy: Yes! Gimbel’s Santa: How’d you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding。 Buddy: You stink。 Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right。 Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa。 1-National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 主演: Chevy Chase & Randy Quaid 年代: 1989 圣诞电影台词: Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something toeat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark。 网友评论
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