搞笑:十句无厘头的圣诞英文电影台词(图)

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十句好玩的圣诞英文电影台词
十句好玩的圣诞英文电影台词

  10-Deck The Halls 闪亮之屋

  主演: Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito

  年代: 2006

  圣诞电影台词:

  Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!

  9-Jingle All The Way 圣诞老豆

  主演: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad

  年代: 1996

  圣诞电影台词:

  Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!

  Howard Langston: This man is totally insane。

  Myron Larabee: Thank you!

  8-Eight Crazy Nights 八夜疯狂

  主演: Adam Sandler

  年代: 2002

  圣诞电影台词:

  Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra。

  Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts。

  7-How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣诞怪杰

  主演: Jim Carrey

  年代: 2000

  圣诞电影台词:

  Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me。

  The Grinch: [ stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear。

  [grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]

  The Grinch: Hold still。

  [ to Max]

  The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow。

  [ to Cindy]

  The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?

  6-Four Christmases 四个圣诞

  主演: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon

  年代: 2008 圣诞电影台词:

  Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend。

  Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me。

  5-Bad Santa 圣诞坏公公

  主演: Billy Bob Thorton

  年代: 2003

  圣诞电影台词:

  Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing。

  Willie: So is my thing for tits。

  4-Fred Claus 圣诞老人兄弟

  主演: Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti

  年代: 2007圣诞电影台词:

  Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?

  [his mother plugs her ears]

  Mother Claus: [ singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…#3 - A Christmas Story 圣诞故事

  主演: Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin

  年代: 1983

  圣诞电影台词:

  Santa Claus: How about a nice football?

  Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’。

  Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here。

  Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!

  Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

  Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid。

  2-Elf 圣诞精灵

  主演: Will Ferrell & James Caan

  年代: 2003

  圣诞电影台词:

  Gimbel’s Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?

  Buddy: Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar。

  Gimbel’s Santa: Let the kid talk。

  Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?

  Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool it, Zippy。

  Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies。

  Gimbel’s Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’。

  Buddy: You’re a fake。

  Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake?

  Buddy: Yes!

  Gimbel’s Santa: How’d you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding。

  Buddy: You stink。

  Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right。

  Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa。

  1-National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

  主演: Chevy Chase & Randy Quaid

  年代: 1989

  圣诞电影台词:

  Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something toeat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

  Eddie: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark。

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