Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven。

　　God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines。

　　One line for the men that dominated their women on earth

　　and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women。

　　Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

　　Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men

　　that were whipped was 100 miles long,

　　and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man。

　　God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves。

　　I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates。

　　Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud。

　　Learn from him! Tell them, my son,

　　how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"

　　The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

　　世上的每一个人都上了天堂 神说：

　　“要男人分成两队， 一是在世上控制女人的男人，

　　另一是被女人鞭打的男人。

　　另外女子自成一队， 跟着圣彼德去。”

　　队伍列好后， 一是被女人鞭打的，

　　有 100 英里长，一是在世上控制女人的，

　　仅有一人。

　　神生气的说：“你们男人应该感到羞耻，

　　我按照自己的形象创造了你们，

　　而你们被女子鞭打。 看看，我唯一的儿子，

　　站着使我骄傲。你们应该向他学习。

　　告诉他们， 儿子，

　　你如何成为唯一站在这一队上的？”

　　这男子回说：“ 我不知道，我太太叫我站在这的！”