*Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese*。

　　Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin。

　　Sheldon: Why?

　　Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me。

　　霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。

　　谢耳朵：为嘛？

　　霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。

　　6.

　　Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?

　　Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of 'friends with benefits.'

　　雷纳德：你在佩妮那儿干嘛呢？

　　谢耳朵：吃了顿饭，玩了点儿游戏，然后留下过夜了。哦，现在我对什么叫“床伴”有了更深入的理解，你高兴吧。

　　7.

　　Penny: I give up. He's impossible!

　　Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'。

　　佩妮：我放弃了。他真是不可理喻。

　　谢耳朵：我不会不可能的啊，我存在即有可能。我觉得你想说的是“我放弃了，他不像是真的。”

　　8.

　　Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

　　谢耳朵：我才没疯呢，我妈带我去测过好伐？

　　9.

　　*In tattoo salon*。

　　Girl: What are you gonna get, Raj?

　　Raj: With my luck - Hepatitis!

　　10.

　　女生：你想要什么呢，Raj？

　　Raj：幸运的话——得个肝炎就行了。

　　Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch。

　　谢耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃没心没肺之婊子。