盘点:万圣节的经典笑话

http://www.sina.com.cn   2010年10月31日 15:20   中国日报网-英语点津

  What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

  Frostbite…

  Why do witches use brooms to fly on?

  Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.。.

  How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?

  With scare spray。

  Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

  No, they eat the fingers separately。

  Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?

  Because they don't have any body to go out with。

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