双语:Facebook上的十大蠢事

http://www.sina.com.cn   2011年08月20日 19:21   国际在线

  Millions of people use Facebook every day using their REAL NAME, with the REAL DATE OF BIRTH and many other personal details like where they went to school and in what year. In fact, Facebook themselves demand your real name. The newly launched Google+ has already kicked off 1000s of new users for not using their real names。

  目前全球有数百万人在Facebook上使用真名注册,并在上面透漏了一些诸如生日、出生地和毕业院校等私人信息。这些信息可能会给你带来很大的麻烦,看看下面这些例子吧!

  The authorities LOVE Facebook!

  权威人士热爱脸谱网!

  They can track just about anybody on the whole planet through Facebook. Even if you are not a member, I bet you have family and friends who are. Don't they ever mention you? You're sure you're not tagged in a photo from a night out?

  你可以通过Facebook追踪地球上的任何人。只要你有亲人、朋友在脸谱网上,你就有可能被提到哦~你确定你没有被你的亲朋好友“狗仔”到?

  It might seem unbelievable, but the number of people who lose their common sense when they go on Facebook is incredible。

  听起来貌似不可信哈,但是更多Facebook上的人们可是不可理喻的人类啊,判断力神马的都是浮云!

  1. Befriend an accused when you are ajuror!

  法院陪审员在Facebook上加被告为好友

  Joanne fraill, 40, from Manchester, England, was sent to prison for eight months for befriending defendant Jamie Sewart, 34, on Facebook, causing the collapse of a high profile drugs trial which up to that point had cost taxpayers ā6 million ($8m)。

  Joanne Fraill因为在Facebook上加被告为好友,导致一起药物审判案失败,使得纳税人承受巨大经济损失。多么可悲呀……

  After hearing of how Fraille had passed on information about the trial to a defendant while the case was ongoing, the judge discharged the jury and the case collapsed。

  In a separate trial, Fraille admitted befriending the defendant because she felt "empathy for her". She was charged under the Contempt of Court Act 1981 for revealing details of the jury's deliberations, and also of researching the internet for information about a defendant whose case she was a trial juror at。

  She was jailed for eight months, despite having an exemplary previous record, while the defendant, Jamie Sewart was only handed a two month suspended sentence for her part in the Facebook conversation。

  Fraille was only caught because Sewart reported the conversation to her lawyer, the following day。

  In the UK, members of the jury are picked at random from the general population from among those who have exemplary criminal records. Jury duty is compulsory, and jurors are repeatedly warned not to discuss ongoing cases with anybody for fear of disrupting a trial。

  To contact a defendant in the trial via Facebook is an astonishingly stupid thing to do。

  在另一起案件中,Fraill又因为同情被告而加她为好友。这位可怜的被告被指控窃取陪审团议会信息入狱8个月。Fraill的这一行为的暴露也是因为Sewart把与他之间的对话告诉了律师之后的事儿了。

  在英国,陪审员是从芸芸众生中选出那些“品行端正”的模范人物,并且被反复警告不得随意与人交流有关审理中案件的任何信息,以免扰乱审理过程。

  所以说,通过脸谱网来联系案件的被告人简直就是天大的蠢事儿。小编提醒大家还是守口如瓶的为好哦~

  2. Admit a crime (and a serious one at that) - to the victim on Facebook

  在Facebook上向受害者坦白“我强奸了你”

  John Ssewagudde, an illegal immigrant, was convicted at the High Court of rape this week after messaging the victim on Facebook admitting his crime。

  "I admit it. I raped you." He said on Facebook. When those words were shown to the jury during his trial, in which he had pleaded not guilty to rape, he was found guilty and sentenced to four years in prison。

  He is now fighting deportation from behind his prison bars, by seeking asylum, saying that if he is sent back to his native Uganda he will be stoned to death for being GAY!

  非法移民John Ssewagudde,这周在Facebook上向受害者负荆请罪。

  “我承认我强奸了你。”他在脸谱网上坦言。正当他在法庭上死不认账的时候,这些话却让陪审员看到了,他只能是落了个入狱4年的下场。

  让小编我说啊,你为啥就不能当庭承认呢。

  3. post indecent images of children on Facebook

  在Facebook中上传儿童“不雅照”

  John Huitema, a 37 year old Dutch national living in Britain, had his sentenced deferred for six months after pleading guilty to child assault and possessing or making indecent images of children after uploading vile images of his activities to Facebook. Among his victims was a two year old girl. His two Facebook profiles were by the name 'Benwwantsit' and “Barrywwantit。”

  While uploading child pornography to Facebook is incredibly stupid, knowing that it will be lucky to last five minutes there before someone reports it, I have no sympathy for sick twisted individuals such as this, and have in fact posted his full name, as reported in the newspapers, as well as his Facebook names, so that we can all keep an eye on this pervert。

  John Huitema居然在脸谱网中上传儿童“不雅照”。幸好脸谱给了5分钟的缓冲时间让你改变主意。而我对这样的成年人是丝毫无怜悯之情的。我要把他的名字公布于世,大家都来监视他的一举一动!记得他的脸谱网的两个用户名分别是Benwwantsit和Barrywwantit

  4. Planking - and on a railway line!

  在Facebook中上传火车铁轨“扑街”照

  A 14 year old boy who cannot be named for legal reasons was found guilty in court of 'trespass' after posting photos of himself 'planking' on a York (England) railway line。

  Sentence was deferred for good behaviour。

  "Trespass" really just means he was on property that did not belong to him and where he had no right to be。

  小编:年轻孩子不能因为在网上发火车铁轨“扑街”照而被治罪。审判只能被延期了。希望他能找回自我吧。

  5. Don't become a serial attacker while you have a Facebook profile

  未落网的连环袭击案凶手在Facebook上上传个人照片

  Scott Simmonds, 22, got him come-uppance when a court sentenced him to ten months for a series of vicious unprovoked street assaults. One of his victims identified his attacker through his photograph on Facebook。

  He had committed six offences within a ten week period, randomly attacking strangers in the street, but he really picked on the wrong one when he attacked stranger Barry Machel as he waited at a bus stop。

  Machel went home and scrolled through everyone from his home town on Facebook until he came across Simmonds. He promptly informed police。

  小编:还有更傻的呢,苏荷兰一个未落网的连环袭击案凶手,竟敢在Facebook上大秀“靓照”,受害者火眼晶晶一眼识破,将他绳之以法。

  说来他也是打架不看好主儿,Machel在遭到他突袭后回家仔细查看Facebook上的同城人,自然很容易找到这位凶手了。警局也是多亏了这位有心的受害人啊!

  6. Don't post photos of yourself imitating a postman delivering a parcel bomb

  在Facebook上上传“模仿邮差送包裹炸弹”的照片

  Student Lee Dunlop,22, escaped a jail sentence after posting a photograph of himself dressed in a Postman Pat's outfit and holding a package addressed to Glasgow Celtic manager Neil Lennon on Facebook。

  He posted this just one week after two men were charged with sending explosive and hoax bombs to Mr Lennon。

  小编:这可不是如有雷同,纯属巧合的事儿了,而是无辜入狱的事儿了。

  Lee Dunlop因为在脸谱网上发布一张身着邮递员装,手持炸弹包裹的照片而入狱。

  说来也倒霉,谁叫他偏要在两位恐怖分子给某Lennon经理先生送去炸弹的一周后乱模仿呢?!

  7. Don't try and defraud an insurance company and then post photos on Facebook

  骗保险公司说因车祸而导致无法旅游,随后在Facebook上传在国外旅游的照片

  Graham Loveday, 55, was jailed for nine months after posting photographs of himself and his wife, Susan, enjoying a camping holiday in Italy, on Facebook。

  Mr Loveday had previously claimed a six figure sum from insurance company Acromas after being involved in a road traffic accident with their insured client, Edward Neild。

  Lorry driver Loveday had claimed in court that he could no longer drive, was wheelchair bound, afraid to leave home and that he had had to give up his hobby, caravanning。

  Insurance investigators watching his house covertly, watched as he effortlessly lifted his twin-axle caravan to attach it to his four wheel drive Landrover, prior to both Loveday and his wife leaving for a six week vacation to Italy, via France, Belgium and Switzerland。

  Loveday then eased their workload by uploading all his vacation photographs to Facebook during his trip。

  After his return, he signed a statement at his solicitor's office saying that he had been unable to drive and that the couple actually flown to their destination and back, having used the airport's wheelchair service for disabled people。

  In addition to Loveday being jailed for nine months for Contempt of Court, after being found guilty of lying to the court a total of 14 times, his wife Susan, who had backed up his statements, was given a six months suspended jail sentence。

  小编:55岁的老人了,还要玩骗保险公司的事儿,最可笑的是口说自己现已需要使用轮椅作为行走工具,可是却又大肆在自己的脸谱网上炫耀自己的旅游照片,这让保险公司的人情何以堪啊!!

  永远记住,保险公司不是吃素的!

  8. Libel a hospital when they misdiagnose your illness

  因医院错误诊断病情而在Facebook上诋毁医院

  Indonesia woman, Prita Mulyasari, emailed her friends to say that her local hospital had misdiagnosed her illness。

  They diagnosed Dengue Fever when in actual fact she had Mumps。

  One of her friends posted her complaint on Facebook, with the result that her local hospital sued her for libel。

  In a case lasting three years and subject to media attention, she was finally found guilty and sentenced to a six months suspended jail term by the Indonesian Supreme Court。

  小编:有些人就是心比针尖,因为医院的误诊而在向自己的朋友吐槽,结果这个朋友也是个小愤青啊,居然发到脸谱上!

  那结果是可想而知的,这个可怜的病人就因为碎碎念入狱了。

  所以这个故事告诉大家不要以为你在网上做什么大家不知道哦~~还是以平和心态对待世事吧。

  9. Don't solicit young girls for sex on Facebook when you are a professional footballer

  在Facebook上对未成年少女提出性要求

  Professional footballer Craig Thompson, 20, groomed several young girls for sex on Facebook。

  Despite knowing that one was only 12 years of age, he asked her to expose her body online。

  To the other, aged 13, he engaged in chat of a sexual nature and sent photos of his private parts. He was found guilty of lewd, libidinous and indecent behaviour。

  He was sacked by Scottish Premier League side Hearts of Midlothian after public pressure was applied。

  小编:还有人竟在facebook上想入非非,向众女生提出非礼要求的。

  咋说呢,上天会惩戒你的!

  10. discuss your boss's shortcomings

  在Facebook上讨论老板的“不是”

  In Australia, a group of five prison officers have gone to court to fight for the right to complain about their boss on the internet。

  Now known in Australia as The Facebook Five, their jobs are on the line after they opened a private Facebook page to discuss not only their boss, but their general working conditions。

  They discussed the short-comings of their boss in less than glowing terms, and are now threatened with dismissal over their comments。

  Corrective Services Commissioner Ron Woodham, their boss, is reported to be less than amused。

  It is unclear how prison bosses gained access to their discussion。

  But, would you be happy with knowing that anything you have described in a 'private' Facebook page could be seen by whoever you choose to discuss?

  小编:5位“勇者”在所谓私密脸谱页面讨论老板的不是和工作环境的恶劣,不巧的是被老板看到了他们的“吐槽”。

  那么,背后“黑”老板的后果就是被“反黑客”。你咋就知道你热议的对象没有隐藏在暗角里注视着你呢?

网友评论

登录名: 密码: 快速注册新用户
分享到:

企业服务

不支持Flash

新浪简介About Sina广告服务联系我们招聘信息网站律师SINA English会员注册产品答疑┊Copyright © 1996-2011 SINA Corporation, All Rights Reserved

新浪公司 版权所有