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上厕所别太用力

　　A woman in Canada called the emergency services after mistakingher neighbor’s noisy toilet efforts for a violentdisturbance。

　　加拿大的一名女子误将邻居上厕所时因“努力”方便而发出的噪音当成了一场暴力袭击事件，并打电话向紧急援助中心求助。

　　The woman was worried her neighbour was in trouble after hearingloud yelling and shouting at 5am。

　　这名女子在早上五点的时候听到邻居大声喊叫，因此担心她的邻居惹上了麻烦。

　　Police officers rushed to the scene and found the man had onlybeen on the toilet。

　　警方很快赶到了现场，却发现邻居的男子只不过是在上厕所罢了。

　　The officers asked him to keep the noise down for his futureendeavors。

　　警方建议这名男子在今后上厕所“努力”方便时尽量将音量降低。