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躺着也中枪：千奇百怪分手的理由(双语)

　　What are the most bizarre reasons for breaking up a relationship?

　　In my own experience it was because I had the "inappropriate" habit of wearing white socks when I should have been wearing dark ones. I'm sure

　　some of you could top this. Personal anecdotes welcome。

　　你知道的最奇怪的分手理由是什么呢？

　　题主自己曾经因为在“该穿深色袜子的场合”总穿白袜子这样“不合时宜”的习惯而被甩掉，我觉得大家一定也有相似的或者说不定更奇怪的经历。欢迎分享发生在自己身边的奇闻轶事。

　　Quora User

　　A close friend of mine once briefly dated a girl who did not like his Spongebob Squarepants boxers. She told him that she didn't want to sleep in the same bed as someone sporting such childish undies (they were both in their late 20s at the time)。

　　He broke up with her on the spot。

　　I'm not sure what was more bizarre: her disliking such harmless sleepwear so vehemently or him kicking her out of his bed (and out of his life) so he could continue sporting these:

　　我有一个基友，他前女友不喜欢他的海绵宝宝四角睡裤，她说她无法忍受和一个穿着如此幼稚的内衣的男人同床共枕(当时他俩年纪都快奔三了)。于是他果断当场跟她分手。说实话我并不知道他俩谁更奇葩，是对一件人畜无害的睡衣莫名抵触的他女友，还是为了一条睡裤就这么甩了女朋友的他。

　　Xu Beixi

　　My mom claims, "your dad rejected a girl for wearing fancy socks. He hated the lace."

　　Dad is curiously silent on the subject. I'm just glad he was dating in the 80's。

　　我妈告诉我，我爸年轻的时候拒绝过一个女孩子，因为人家爱穿梦幻花哨的袜子，而他讨厌蕾丝。老爸对此话题一向保持沉默，我觉得挺庆幸的，还好他是在80年代的时候找女朋友。

　　Ananya Parida

　　Her Facebook profile pic did not garner as many "likes" as his did。

　　The End

　　PS: Happened with a friend。

　　她在脸书上的头像照片获得的点赞数没有他的多(发生在我朋友身上的真事儿)。

　　Anonymous

　　Because John Terry missed the penalty at Moscow!!!

　　P.S: She is a Chelsea Fan and I am United Fan

　　因为特里在莫斯科那场比赛罚丢了那个点球(小编注：2008年切尔西与曼联对阵的欧冠决赛)p.s。她是切尔西球迷而我是曼联球迷。

(英文来源：Quora 有道词典·看天下)