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贝克汉姆千金一岁生日回顾神吐槽(组图)![]() JULY 17: Here I am at just a week old with Mum, who always dreamed of having a little girl to dress up in fancy clothes. No wonder she looks so happy (trust me, that really IS Mum looking happy). 来到这个世界上才一个礼拜,和马麻在一起。马麻一直希望能有个小闺女哦,酿紫就能给她穿漂酿滴衣服咯!所以马麻可高兴了耶~(真心的,这就是马麻高兴的样纸啦~) ![]() AUG 7: I'm a month old and finding my fashion feet. This is my dad. He's worth £135 million but dresses like a hobo. I can't wait to give him a makeover. 我满月啦。介位是偶粑粑,粑粑身价一亿三千五百万,可是穿得跟流浪汉似的。长大了偶要好好打造他~ SEPT 4: No, no, no! My first shopping trip and Mum puts me in a pram! I don't DO prams, I am to be carried at ALL times. I scream, she gets the message - and never makes the same mistake again. ![]() 不要嘛~~人家生平第一次出门腐败就把人家放车车里头,人家才不要婴儿车,人家要一直被抱着好不好!好在马麻明白我嚷嚷些啥,这个错误不会再犯了。 SEPT 8: At New York Fashion Week the models are all skinny, wear heels they can barely walk in and never smile. They really remind me of someone. ![]() 纽约时尚周神马的,模特姐姐都好瘦哦,穿着高跟鞋走路都不好走,脸上都不带笑的。啊咧,为啥有点眼熟的样子…… SEPT 15: You know, a day in front of CBeebies would not go amiss every now and then, Mum. I love shopping as much as the next fashion-conscious baby, but twice in one week? Boring! ![]() 马麻,星二代出门总能被人抓拍的。虽然人家是很稀饭逛街啥的,不过一周两次真心很无聊嘛~ SEPT 16: Another day, another shopping trip. I look as chic as ever - while Mum appears to be wearing the curtains from my nursery. ![]() 又出门逛街。偶一如既往光鲜亮丽,可是妈咪为啥看着跟穿着保姆阿姨家的窗帘的样子咧? ![]() 经常去看爹爹在洛杉矶银河队踢球啦。这次马麻请了她最新结交的好姐妹伊娃阿姨。一看就看粗来是个绝望主妇,当然更像完美娇妻来着。要肿么区别她们俩咧?好头痛哦~希望别跟错认肥家咯。 NOV 13: Jetting off in style to NYC. I’ve been working on it for weeks but finally I feel I’ve perfected my disdainful sneer. Well, I did learn from the best, after all. ![]() 打扮得漂漂酿酿去纽约。这个傲娇表情练了好久才练成的哟。嘛,有其母必有其女有木有! NOV 15: I love my girls' days out with Mum. We eat lunch, we get our nails done, we shop… then we hide the receipts from Daddy. ![]() 和马麻出去逛街神马的最稀饭了!吃饭饭,画甲甲,买东东……然后把收据神马的藏起来不让粑粑看到哦耶! NOV 20: We're at the footie, and I can't take my eyes off something my brother Cruz is eating called a 'chip'. Whatever can it be? I've never seen Mum with one - the only chips she knows are ones that come with pin numbers. ![]() 看球球,一直盯着戈格手上拿着吃的东东,叫啥薯片的。到底是神马东东咧?没见过马麻拿过哦,她拿过的只有芯片,跟带按钮的那个东东配套滴。 NOV 26: OMG! I can't believe how badly we clash here. Stripes and checks? The shame! That's it, I want my own stylist. ![]() 哎呦妈呀!这衣服配的……条纹配格子一刚……没脸见人了!受够了,求我御用的形象设计师! DEC 17: My first Christmas and we're going to Beckingham Palace in cold, grey England. No wonder I look a little down in the mouth. I'd better get good presents to make up for it. ![]() 冷森第一个圣诞节,肥贝家豪宅,可惜在阴冷灰暗滴英国……所以人家嘴角都上扬不起来。不给个妥妥的礼物,人家就继续摆臭脸给你看。 FEB 7: Off to New York again for Fashion Week. Can’t believe I'm seven months old and Mum hasn’t designed a baby collection named after me yet. I pout and sulk for the entire flight to teach her a lesson. ![]() 又去纽约时尚周咯。人家都七个月大了,妈咪居然还木有捯饬出以人家的名字命名的宝宝装系列。这一路飞过去我会一路跟她闹哒。 FEB 12: This is what happens when your mum allows your dad to get you dressed. Somebody is going to find themselves woken up at 2am, 3am and 5am tomorrow. ![]() 你马麻钦赐你粑粑给你穿衣服的话,就会发生这样的事情了。大清早2点、3点、5点吵醒他们不是我的错…… FEB 20: At Cruz's 7th birthday party Dad puts me on his shoulders - much more comfortable than Mum's bony hips. ![]() 戈格七岁生日,骑在粑粑宽厚肩膀上,比马麻瘦了吧唧的胯部舒服多了~ APRIL 23: In China, Mum must think wobbling in heels will get me in a pushchair. She's so wrong. I’m far too posh to be pushed. ![]() 跟着马麻去中国玩,马麻以为她穿芥……末高高跟鞋多晃晃就能把人家忽悠到推车里头去么?她想得太简单了。人家这么优雅漂酿,被推着走就弱爆了。 MAY 13: Check the new shoes with ankle strap, check the new longer hairdo! Really I'd like extensions but Mum says I'm too young - she won't budge on the Botox either. ![]() 看人家新鞋,有脚踝带哦。看人家新头发,变长了哦。其实人家很想接驳长发啦,不过马麻说偶还太小——肉毒杆菌注射神马的她也不肯给我买单。 JUNE 6: At Disneyland Mum and Dad buy me Minnie Mouse ears. I'd have preferred Cinderella glass slippers but I don’t want to seem ungrateful. ![]() 在迪斯尼乐园爹爹和妈妈给我买了一对儿米妮的耳朵,人家其实更喜欢灰姑娘的水晶鞋,不过话说做人要知足嘛。 JULY 5: We're all off on holiday. Dad carried me at the airport - I haven’t let on to him and Mum that I learned to walk a month ago, for obvious reasons. ![]() 放大假咯。爹爹在机场抱着我。我才不会让他和马麻知道我一个月之前其实早就会自己走了呢~~你懂的呀! 网友评论
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