周奔驰在初学《无厘头英语》绝世武功秘籍第一天，

　　Today is the first day Zhou Benchi begins to learn the magic“Wulitou English”.

　　English美眉柳眉倒竖、目恣尽裂：

　　Miss English stared at him with utmost seriousness.

　　“为师只希望你制定一个《我的奋斗123攻坚战》，只需坚持三天！”

　　As your teacher, I suggest you make a plan of intense study and keep to it for just three days.

　　三天就能学一门外语！

　　After the three days you must have learned the foreign language well.

　　啊？！——周奔驰大嘴张得象是吐鲁番盆地，“太夸张了吧！三天？”

　　Ah? ! ---- Zhou Benchi opened his mouth as big as Tulufan Basin.“Three days? Incredible!”

　　三天就是一切！

　　Three days is everything.

　　面对周奔驰的莫名惊诧，English美眉长长长长长长长地叹了一百零八口气：

　　Looking at shocked Zhou Benchi, Miss English gave 108 long, long sighs.

　　美国风云人物富兰克林在《奋斗自传》中介绍，在年轻时他为自己制定了一个由平凡走向卓越的十年奋斗计划，

　　American popular figure Franklin said in his Autobiography of Endeavor that he had made a ten-year endeavor plan when he was young.

　　他首先列出获得成功的十三个条件：如勤奋、清洁、谦逊等等。

　　He then listed 13 conditions of being successful, such as diligence, cleanness and modesty.

　　“我打算获得这些美德，并养成习惯，

　　“I plan to acquire those virtures and make them my habit.我并不指望一下子全做到，而要逐一进行，直到我能拥有全部美德为止”。

　　I don’t expect to gain them all at once. I will realize them one by one until I abtain all those virtures.”

　　十年之后，富兰克林全部做到了！

　　Ten years later, Franklin realized them all.