至于俺周奔驰小人家目前所学“无厘头英语”，真可谓无门无派。

　　Then, Wulitou English which I, Zhong Benchi, am learning can be said to belong to no sect.

　　都是因为俺太过愚笨，自制力差，初中时师从“中神通”派，许国璋的英语看过(老师逼的)；

　　I learned about Xu Guozhang’s English of the Zhongshentong Sect under the pressure of my teacher because I was slow and unable to control myself.

　　高中时投师“西毒派”，《新概念英语》学过(学校制定参考书)；

　　In my senior high school I learned New Concept English of the Xidu Sect because it was ruled by the school.

　　大学时先后流行“南帝”之《疯狂英语》和“北丐”之《逆向式英语》，这些时髦俺当然不能不赶；

　　When in university I pursued Nandi’s Crazy English and Beigai’s Nixiang English because I want to be in the fashion.

　　至于“西毒”派的新东方，据说是专门培养留洋学生的，打死俺俺也没胆儿进去瞅瞅。

　　As for Xidu’s New Oriental School, I don’t even have the guts to take a look into it because it is all for those who are going abroad to take advanced degrees.