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Tammy and Jared are eating some birthday cake at work.
T: This cake isn't really up to scratch.
J: It tastes OK to me. Wasn't it funny seeing the birthday girl huffing and puffing with those trick candles!
T:Maybe it was all that spittle that turned me off the cake. Who was the joker behind that, anyway?
J: Someone whose birthday is also this month.
T:Really? The boss? And I thought she didn't have a sense of humor.
J: Actually, Cancers can be real cutups.
T: I don't know --- that's not the impression I get. I always feel that if I goofed around, she'd reprimand me.
J: For typical Cancerians, there's a time and a place for everything. At work, business comes first. But luckily, Cancers also have a sensitive side.
T: So she does know that there are times when it's good to lighten up, then?
J: Of course. Why else would we have the impromptu birthday celebrations?
T: And the joke candles. ... Hey, what was that loud bang?
J: The boss just wentsintosher office and slammed the door behind her.
T: But we haven't finished celebrating yet. I wonder what's going on?
J: Maybe she heard you panning the cake. She was the one who baked it, you know!
--- by Sandra Walker
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