(一)

　　TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

　　Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!

　　TEACHER: What are you talking about?

　　Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!

　　老师：水的分子式是什么？

　　花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！

　　老师：你在说什么？

　　花瓶：昨天你不是说H to O吗？

　　(二)

　　"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

　　“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

　　“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了！”

　　(三)

　　Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."

　　The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

　　一天，花瓶去图书馆借了一本书。几天后，她来还书，对图书管理员说："这本书太没意思了！里面人物太多了，数字也太多。没办法，还书吧。"

　　图书管理员对同事说道：“喂！把我们的电话号码本拿走的那个人在这儿呢！”

　　(四)

　　Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

　　Blonde: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

　　老师：乔治。华盛顿砍倒了他父亲珍贵的樱桃树，但是勇于承认错误。同学们，现在你们总该知道为什么他父亲没有体罚他了吧？

　　花瓶：因为他手里还拽着斧头呢！