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笑话:呜呜,老师的肚子里有个小孩
http://www.sina.com.cn 2004/06/18 10:46  复旦新英语

  I teach 2 year old children at preschool. When I was pregnant with my 3rd child, I saw no reason to tell my class because they were so young. As the year was coming to an end, I grew quite large.

  One of my little students came up to me and said," Miss Mary, your belly is getting very fat!" I asked this little boy if he'd like to know why, and he said yes. I told him I had a baby in my tummy. He walked away and said nothing.

  The next day, this happy child that never cries, started to cry when his mother tried to leave. She pulled him aside and they talked for a few minutes, and the little boy calmed down, and the mom was smiling from ear to ear. I asked what happened and she said, "My little boy thought you might eat him because you've already eaten a baby!!"




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