Can you guess the answers to these silly jokes about the alphabet?

　　1.How many letters in the alphabet?

　　2.What does an island and the letter “T” have in common?

　　3.What is the longer work in the English language?

　　4.What phrase starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters?

　　5.What starts with an E and ends with an E and only has one letter?

　　6.What begins with T and ends with T and it filled with T?

　　7.What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?

　　Answers:

　　1.Eleven. T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T

　　2. They are both found in the middle of WATER.

　　3. “Smiles.” Because there is a mile in-between each S.

　　4. A “Post Office!”

　　5. An “envelope”

　　6. A “tea pot!”

　　7. The letter M.