爆笑英语怪词：人道主义者吃人？

　　If a vegetarian(11) eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian(12) eat?

　　素食主义者吃蔬菜，人道主义者吃人(human)？

　　How can a slim chance(13) and a fat chance(14) be the same, while a wise man(15) and wise guy(16) are opposites?

　　胖瘦截然相反，可后面跟着chance就都变成“机会渺茫”了；聪明人(wise man)改一个词，就沦落为自作聪明的人(wise guy)。

　　How can overlook(17) and oversee(18) be opposites, while quite a lot(19) and quite a few(20) are alike?

　　Look和see是近义词，但oversee监视，overlook意思怎么就是忽视呢；A lot和a few是反义词，但与quite连用，怎么都表示很多的意思呢！

　　When the stars are out(21), they are visible, but when the lights are out(22), they are invisible.

　　星星出来了，我们能看到它们；灯灭了，我们就什么也看不见了。

　　When you wind up your watch(23), you start it, but when you wind up an essay(24), you end it?

　　给表上发条，表就开始走了；wind up一篇文章，哈哈，文章到此结束啦。