6. Arnold Impersonation 拿阿诺州长开玩笑

　　一开始还没反应过来说“州长说最坏的已经过去了”这是哪个州长，接着男主角咆哮着“州长是演员！他读台词儿呢！他跟你说没事儿，你就该逃命了~~”这才想到，哈，加州州长，阿诺·施瓦辛格呀……囧“终结者”跟你说没事儿，是该逃了。

　　If you thought the terrible Arnold impersonation was bad, you are in for atreat as it is slightly extended and feeding the film with hilariouslines like “He’s just an actor! He’s reading a script!”

　　5. Danny Glover as President 让Danny Glover演美国总统

　　大家每次看到Danny Glover都希望是摩根·弗里曼来取代他。Glover忒一本正经了，反倒整得台词有点小搞笑。他的那些个台词写得真不咋地，应该找给奥巴马写演讲稿的人来写，不过人家可能要收好多……好多酬金。

　　Everytime Danny Glover is on screen one can’t help but wonder how bad everyone wanted Morgan Freeman instead. Glover is so damn serious andnoble as he delivers every line that it makes for some pure hilarity.The script he is given is so bad that we wonder if they couldn’t have just hired Obama’s speech writers as part of the $250 million dollars budget。

　　4. Gymnastic Dog 平衡木狗狗！

　　2012年奥运会可以添加狗狗进入到体操项目不？115分钟的《2012》里头，那只京巴沿袭了《独立日》的传统，把动物的顽强求生演绎得淋漓精致。

　　I know the Winter Olympics are coming up, but I hope they can reserve a spot on the 2012 Summer Olympic gymnastic squad for the acrobatic dog in the film. As if you haven’t had enough already, around the 2 hour and 15 minute mark, you witness only a spectacle Emmerich could pull off that is reminiscent of another dog sequence in Independence Day。

　　3. “It’s Russian” 咱俄罗斯造滴！

　　历来好莱坞大片中的俄罗斯人总是很爆笑的，《2012》里这位更是出众，不少引得全场哄堂大笑的段落都是因他而来。即使最后将他那俩讨人厌的小孩扔上甲板自己坠入深渊的时候，感动之余还是觉得有点好笑来着。

　　The Russian characters in the film prove to be hilarious, but nothing comes close to the demise of Yuri, the leader of the pack. In a slow motion scene screaming withemotion, Yuri throws one of his annoying children up on a bridge to besaved as he falls to his demise. It’s the most “LOL”-worthy scene of the year。

　　2. Last Second Escapes 所有的千钧一发

　　灾难片嘛，永远是同时间赛跑，狂奔啦，飙车啦，灰机啦等等。《2012》的逃亡戏做得那叫一个紧张刺激，主人公一家人登上飞机起飞之后就看着整座洛城塌陷成人间地狱，这个场面啊~~~迟早是要成为经典的。其它的也不赖，灰机在倒塌的楼房之间穿梭、逃离火山灰的追逐。好多好多的尖叫哦，观众的情绪也都被调动了起来。

　　Although the film is basically strung together with these desperate escapes, there are a few notable ones. The first, as Cusack and his family are on board a plane that is mere seconds away from collapsing into the abyss, sets the bar. The rest live up to that bar as planes dodge in between buildings, out of dust clouds and over ledges.There are more “AAAAHHHHH’s” and “NO NO NO NO NO’s!” then all of Bay’sfilms combined and I think Emmerich deserves something for that。

　　1. Rejoicing after Billions of Deaths 悲极生乐

　　当你深爱之人丧生滚滚岩浆或者超级大海啸，接着应该干嘛？欢天喜地庆祝大会！至少《2012》里头那些角色是这样的啦，虽说他们的确挽救了人类的种族得以延续，但是俩半小时灭顶之灾整得全世界99%的人类都不能幸免的情况下，这个过于温馨的大团圆结局是在不能算是太和谐哇。

　　When almost every single person you are close to dies in a fiery blaze or drowns in a massive tsunami, what would you do? Celebrate! At least that is what the array of characters in 2012 do. Sure, they end up saving humanity, but after over 2 hours and 30 minutes of complete destruction of every national landmark and 99% of all human beings it’s damn near impossible to connect with their unabashed joy。