外语推荐:爆笑“中式英语”知多少(2)

http://www.sina.com.cn 2009年12月16日 17:12   新浪教育

  47.know is know,noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知…

  48.WATCH SISTER 表妹

  49.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!

  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

  50.I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

  51.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

  车祸现场描述

  52.heart flower angry open 心花怒放

  53.go past no mistake past  走过路过,不要错过

  54.小明:I am sorry!

  老外:I am sorry too!

  小明:I am sorry three!

  老外:What are you sorry for?

  小明:I am sorry five!

  55.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

  要钱没有,要命一条

  56.I call Li old big. toyear 25。

  我叫李老大,今年25。

  57.you have two down son 你有两下子。

  58.good good study,day day up! 好好学习,天天向上:

  59.Open the door see mountain 开门见山

  60.five flowers eight doors 五花八门

  61.Un-ding-able 顶不住了

  62.You go see see 你去看看

  63.so many people die, no see you die。甘多人死吾见你死

  64.die away   死开

  65.Oil gate 加油站

  66.To run business 营业中

  67.Small two pots of heads 二锅头

  68.Disabled Elevators 残疾人电梯

  69. With a comet like him, nothing can be accomplished

  有他这颗扫帚星,什么事情都办不成。

  70.Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage

  萝卜青菜,各有所爱

  71.He has always got a hard mouth and never admit a fault。

  他一向嘴硬,从不认错

  72.The teacher likes this sweet-mouthed little girl very much

  老师很喜欢这个嘴甜的小姑娘。

  73.The student all dislike him because he often pats the teacher's ass

  同学们都很讨厌他,因为他经常拍老师的马屁。

  74.Almost all people think that the other mountain is higher thanthe one he's standing on. They never feel saisfied with what they'vealready got。

  人都是这山望着那山高,对自己的现状没有满意的时候。

  75.fight south and north 转战南北

  76.The professor teaches badly 这个教授教得很烂。

  77.Beijing's winning the bid for the Olympics makes our blood boil

  北京申奥成功的消息令我们热血沸腾。

  78.Don't listen to their babbling 别听他们胡说八道

  79.she is the pearl on her father's hand at home。

  在家里她可是父亲的掌上明珠。

  80.lazy worm  懒虫

  81.So it is  原来如此

  82.Doingshi imitates Xishi  东施效颦

  83.a night cat 夜猫子

  84.Chicken Without Sexual Life 童子鸡

  85.Twice—cooked Pork  回锅肉

  86.pen see you 鄙视你

  87.four happy dumplines 四喜丸子

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