好聚好散:披萨饼盒引发的分手新招式(双语)

2013年05月08日10:48  中国网    

  俗话说“美食能帮你抓住爱人的心。”但现在人们发现,美食也能帮你和爱人说拜拜。

这个分手披萨图由网友Kansas 12发布在Imgur 图片分享社区上。 【每日邮报】这个分手披萨图由网友Kansas 12发布在Imgur 图片分享社区上。 【每日邮报】

  当你打开披萨饼盒子时,或许没有想到盒盖上会写着“我要和你分手。”那个甩了你的人或许觉得一个热气腾腾的大披萨会多少冲淡分手带来的痛苦,尤其是饼盒上还印着大大的“吃吧”两个字。

  这个分手披萨的图片是由用户Kansas 12发布在Imgur 图片分享社区上的。该用户评价为“最好的分手方式”。看来Kansas12并没有因为被甩而消化不良或心碎。

  披萨饼只是众多分手创意中的一个。下面是赫芬顿邮报总结的各种分手新招式:

希望ZF的女朋友看到他一脸开心得骑在长颈鹿上不会感到不爽。【每日邮报】希望ZF的女朋友看到他一脸开心得骑在长颈鹿上不会感到不爽。【每日邮报】

  一则发布在八卦闲聊网站Buzzfeed上的分手信是一幅画。画里一个男人骑在一头长颈鹿上。附在画上的文字是“我想咱俩还是散了吧。我一直想告诉你,但我不知如何表达自己的感情。所以我画了这幅画,自己骑在一头长颈鹿上。对不起,ZF。”

  一封发布在图片分享网站Flickr上的分手信则写到:“亲爱的艾琳,你就是雨中的阳光。你的笑容胜过1亿个闪闪发光的蹦床。” “所以,我怀着深深歉意对你说,咱俩还是分手吧。”

  另一封出自《星战》粉丝的分手信则说二人关系中的原力已经消失,但“我想蜷缩在你的怀里,就像天行者卢克蜷缩在他的驼驼兽肚子里一样。” “即使是达斯-维达,西斯帝国的黑暗尊主在《绝地大反攻》中也没有让自己的儿子死掉。”但是这位仁兄忘记了在电影中是赏金猎人韩-索罗救了卢克,而不是他老爸。

  这些搞笑的分手信说明,即使心碎在所难免,至少你能将伤心减少到最低。

  Dumped by pizza box: The most hilarious ways to tellyour partner it's over

  They say the way to a lovedone's heart is through their stomach. But someone found food was the way tobreak a heart, too。

  'I'm breaking up with you' probably wasn't what the recipient expected tofind when they opened the pizza delivery, which came with a side of heartbreak。

  The pizza is just one of the creative ways wantaway partners have found totell their spurned loves they are ending their relationships, as shown in acompilation of break-up letters posted online which includes letters, personalads and even a billboard。

  Their pizza-ordering partnerclearly hoped the steaming hot 10-slice pizza would cushion the blow of them coolingthe relationship, while the words 'DIG IN' printed on the box encouragedcomfort eating。

  The heartbreak pizza was posted to Imgur by user Kansas12, who captioned it: 'Best breakup ever!' So hopefully thebad news delivery didn't give the dumped partner indigestion as well asheartache。

  The pizza is not the only creative way of saying goodbye, according to acollection of ridiculous letters compiled by the HuffingtonPost。

  One, posted to Buzzfeed, shows a cheery drawing of a man riding a giraffe。

  But reading the text makes it clear that the recipient Janet might nothave been too thrilled with the sketch。

  'I think we should break up,' it read. 'I would tell you why, but I amhaving a tough time describing my feelings。

  'So I drew a picture of me riding a giraffe, instead. Sorry, ZF.'

  And then there was the personals ad that got incredibly personal, tellingKevin Maxey that the 'game is over as of Dec 9' and instructing Kevin to nevercall again。

  One letter, posted to Flickr by Erin Meagan, suggested that the relationship had lostits bounce。

  'Dear Erin, you are like sunshine in the rain. Your smile is better than100,000,000 sparkly trampolines。

  'So, it is with deep regret that I must inform you that I think we shouldcut our relationship short.'

  A Star Wars-themed missive suggests that the force was no longer withJessica's relationship, despite the romantic notion that: 'I want to crawl upinside you. Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his Tauntaun'

  Even Darth Vader, an evil Sithlord, couldn't leave his son to die at the end of Return of the Jedi', thelovelorn sci-fi fan writes。

  But perhaps Jessica was unimpressed that her admirer forgot that it wasactually Han Solo who put Luke inside the belly of the dead Tauntaun。

  The collection of ridiculous break-up letters goes to show that, if heartbreak is on the cards, at least you've got the evidence to remind yourself whyit's probably for the best。

(英文部分来源:dailymail.co.uk)

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