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　　1.Nobody in a movie ever uses a toilet. Ever. Unless it's a comedy。

　　电影当中，没有人会上厕所。从来没有，除非是在喜剧当中。

　　2.If you get shot in a movie, you can carry on fighting by tearing off part of your shirt and tying it around the wound。

　　如果在电影当中受伤了，你会从自己的衬衫上撕下一块布，包好自己的伤口，之后继续战斗。

　　3.If you are in a movie in France, the Eiffel Tower will be visible in the back of every shot。

　　如果故事发生在法国，那么埃菲尔铁塔会出现在每一个场景当中。

　　4.If there is a helicopter in a movie, it will expolde. It just will。

　　如果电影当中出现了一架直升飞机，它肯定会爆炸。它就是会爆炸！

　　5.If you shoot a car in a movie, it will explode into a high flame ball。

　　电影当中，如果你朝一辆汽车开枪，这辆汽车会炸成一团火光。

　　6.If there is a fight in a movie between the main guy and a load of baddies, they will came at him one by one in an orderly fashion. so he can deal with them。

　　如果电影里出现主角与一群人的打斗场景，这群人会有秩序的一个一个和主角对打。这样的话，主角就可以打败他们了。

　　7.Cool guys never look at the explosions they have caused。

　　酷人从来不会回头看自己引起的爆炸。

　　8.Anyone who has been shopping for food in a movie, will have a paper bag containing at least one piece of french bread。

　　电影里，如果有人买东西的话，他一定会用一个纸袋，里面至少放着一条法国面包。

　　9.In the movies, every police investigation will require at least one visit to a strip club。

　　电影当中，警察办案总会去脱衣舞夜总会。

　　10.Nobody uses a mouse in a movie. You van make the computer do stuff by smooshing away at the keyboard。

　　没有人会用到鼠标。 你可以通过敲击键盘完成所有的事情。